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If I were a month I would be: April
If I were a day of the week I would be: Tuesday
If I were a time of day I would be: 00:00
If I were a planet I would be: Venus
If I were a animal I would be: A wild cat
If I were a direction I would be: The East
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: The bed
If I were a historical figure I would be: Queen Elizabeth II
If I were a liquid I would be: The water
If I were a tree I would be: A weeping willow
If I were a flower/plant I would be: A camomile
If I were a kind of weather I would be: The rain
If I were a musical instrument I would be: A violin or guitar
If I were an emotion I would be: A scream?
If I were a color I would be: Lilac
If I were a vegetable I would be: A carrot))
If I were a sound I would be: A guitar
If I were an element I would be: Air or 02
If I were a car I would be: A motobike
If I were a song I would be: Eminem - Kim
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Tarantino
If I were a book I would be written by: Bram Stocker
If I were a food I would be: Brain
If I were a place I would be: somewhere far away
If I were a material I would be: denim
If I were a taste I would be: Coke
If I were a scent I would be: apple, cherry or coconutt
If I were a word I would be: period
If I were an object I would be: An empty bottle
If I were a body part I would be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: smiley face
If I were a cartoon character I would be: KENNY
If I were a shape I would be a: A polygon
If I were a number I would be: 37